![]() ![]() “An oppressive government is more to be feared than a tiger, or a beer.” Confucius “Whoever serves beer or wine watered down, he himself deserves in them to drown.” Medieval plea for pure libations “Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.” Wilhelm II “Beer will get you through time of no money better than money will get you through times of no beer.” Freddie Freak “A little bit of beer is divine medicine.” Paracelsus, Greek physician “We could not now take time for further searche or consideration: our victuals being much spente, especially our beere.” Logbook entry on the Mayflower, December 16, 1620 “Beer is a wholesome liquor…it abounds with nourishment” Dr. “From the fool and the drunkard you may learn the truth.” Modern Greek proverb “Beer will always have a definite role in the diet of an individual and can be considered a cog in the wheel of nutritional foods.” Bruce Carlton Quotes About Beer By Historical Boozers That’s for Daddies and kids with fake IDs. And after the fifth, I pass out altogether.” Anonymous “After drinking four Martinis, my husband turns into a disgusting beast. “Beer has food value, but food has no beer value.” Unknown “Beer before liquor, never been sicker liquor before beer, you’re in the clear.” “To alcohol! The cause of – and solution – to all of life’s problems.” Homer Simpson “I have to think hard to name an interesting man who does not drink.” Richard Burton Fictional and Anonymous It’s called everybody, and they meet at the bar.” Drew Carey “Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? There’s a support group for that. “Beer, it’s the best damn drink in the world.” Jack Nicholson “You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.” Dean Martin When you grow up you have to drink beer.” Arnold Schwarzenegger “When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.” Henny Youngman Thespians On Beer Humor “Beer: Helping ugly people have sex since 3000 B. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.” George Carlin “Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. “My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn’t need glasses. “It was a woman who drove me to drink, and I never had the courtesy to thank her for it.” W.C. “Never trust a man who doesn’t drink.” W.C. “I can party like a twenty-four-year-old, but it takes me almost a week to recover.” Amy Poehler “Everybody’s got to believe in something. ![]() No matter if you prefer wine or whiskey, even a pickleback, there is something humorous to be found in everyone’s alcohol-induced ramblings.ĭo you love strong beer? Do you like to share your knowledge about craft ales or quaff them for fun? In this post, you’ll find 84 most popular and funny drinking quotes and phrases that are both humorous and insightful. ![]() Intoxicated individuals will say and do things they would never consider doing sober. Cheap beer has a tendency of highlighting a person’s idiosyncrasies. ![]()
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